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WAY TOO HOT!

Edmonton sucks this year for weather. Yes, I said it. IT SUCKS! It's WAY TOO HOT!

I woke up at about 3pm and it was still 26 degrees out, not to mention covered in sweat…literally my bed was soaked. It was as if someone dumped a bucket of water on me. So now not only do I get to go back to my sauna apartment after work, now I get to do laundry too! May I also add that the laundry room is ALWAYS hot, so it should be interesting.

I also don’t understand why everyone LOVES this heat and sunshine. Just the fact that everyone likes it makes me hate it. BA, HUMBUG!

My body is always on fire, so when heat like this happens I’m pretty much overheated 24/7, so it’s not enjoyable at all, and then friends of mine get mad when I don’t go out to festivals and stand in the sun. Gee, I wonder why?

And that’s my 2 cents; stay tuned tomorrow for the next whacky episode of Monikkr_M.

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