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You may believe in him or her, or have some other person / deity that you believe in. Prophets, Angels, Demons or a worldly omnipotent intelligence that you rely on for guidance in some form or fashion.

GOD moving forward through this post will be a representation of this "individual".

In all aspects of our journey through life we apply blame to some of our wrong-doings or other negative experiences on GOD. It's GOD's fault my son died, it's GOD's fault I got a C- on my math test, it's GOD's fault I raped & killed people.

NO. It's not GOD's fault, it's YOUR fault.

GOD gave us the freedom of choice, free will to do as we choose in this life & whatever comes after it. You make your own choices in life and there are consequences for those choices. Those consequences may be bad or good.... and that's the beauty of life. You never know what's happening next.

We share similarities with Horror movies in that we all know not t…

The funniest Story never told

So here's a quick throw back story from my high school days...

That was actually some time ago, like almost 20 years ago now...

Anyways, so we had this location we would all drink at. We didn't go there often, but we had a name for this particular area. Instead of giving an actual address for places, my best friend would often give wild names for places. So we would all usually refer to it as that and if someone used the correct name or provided the address they looked like the weirdo because everyone else would be like "where?" ha ha ha

So one night we all decided to meet out there. My best friend had a 78' Plymouth Duster that I think his mom bought but he drove around. So like 4 of us piled in there and a couple other friends in different vehicles met us out at this "spot".

Now the spot was basically a farmer's field. We moved past the gates & drove through waste high crops to get to the main area. It was an oil pump in the middle of the fiel…

Just do your job..... Tales from Frustration City

Well good morning everyone,

I'm SO frustrated.

I don't think I have been quite this frustrated in a long time. I have been mad, sure....pissed off, more times than I can count, but this level of frustration is more than I can bear.

I work for a company that supplies itself on a number of materials & requests. My department basically supports the other spokes in the wheel. We keep everything running smoothly, for the most part.

Now we are not saviors of the entire running operation of the company, we don't go way out of bounds to ensure others are doing their job properly.... that's called micro managing. When your consistently overlooking every other individuals responsibilities, you don't have time to do your own job.

My staff have pretty much been brainwashed by the previous Team to more or less wipe clean the anuses of everyone else. Which to a point, I don't agree with. Here's why:

Someone forgets to order something, do we call and ask them? Coverin…

Mind your own fucking business...

So recently, and I mean as of an hour or so ago, some anus decided to screw me.

Now this may or may not be work related, but there was a certain project we had been working on. I was a minimal factor in the planning and/or related processes leading up to the final stages.

We had been forced to alter plans due to unforeseen circumstances and the main individuals involved decided we required no action plan.

As usual the department I may or may not work for is always the last to know, when really in reality if we're not the first to know, things can potentially go bad QUICK.

So as per normal fashion we had relevant information with which to create a seamless plan of action and as usual the main individuals fucked up and didn't bother to plan anything which created a snowball effect and it landed squarely and lastly in our laps, which I had previously mentioned was the worst possible scenario.

What that means is that we have zero time to accomplish our tasks that now had been drop…

Forced to eat MEAT!

Here's another shit show while I'm on a rage....
Regarding the 2009 Film by James Cameron "Avatar":
Direct from Wikipedia - 'Due to Cameron's personal convictions about climate change, he allowed only plant-based (vegan) food to be served on set'.
Now first of all, I'm sure everyone has their own convictions and out of those there may be those who share in the same beliefs, but who the fuck do you think you are?
They key wording here is "personal". His personal beliefs dictate what I can or cannot eat.I'm sorry but unless it's in my contract for 1.4 million dollars I'm eating a fuckin double big-mac on set.
I like everyone else don't want to kill the world for those that live beyond my years, but I have a serious issue with someone forcing me to eat certain food. And it essentially is forcing.
You cater to people on-set and chances are it's not near anywhere you could fuck off for an hour and then come back. Usually set&#…


Okay, so this is going to be a bit of a bitter rambling....
Recently, and I mean as recent as just last night I was part of a local artists show.
I would going to pull off my belt and provide a verbal beating of sorts about this show, but after sleeping for 5 hours I have come a little more to my senses.... and will critique it instead.
So first off there were some areas that were a little unprofessional.
The head of the show didn't bother to introduce herself. So a little bit of a sour taste in my mouth there. Especially when e-mails sent out literally said "...can't wait to meet you all!". So lies? or....???
Confusing to say the least.
Now I understand that this was a venue for many different types of artists/art however a few of the performances seemed like they were pulled straight from a Junior High Talent Show. I shit you not. I can appreciate various forms but clearly they were extremely *new* at this sorta thing. I mean this was my first show and I have zero …

Silent as a Feather, Loud as a Bomb.

Here's something that I don't really talk about much, but I figure what better time than now.

When I was SUPER young like 2, my dad left my mom. My brother had just been born and thus she had to raise two young children on her own, alone.

I think when I was around 5-6 my mom met my step dad. He had a son from a previous marriage so I basically gained a brother.

I'm not sure exactly what happened but my brother and I were more or less singled out and verbally & physically abused. It happened on a daily basis. Same time more or less too. At the time I just dealt with it. There was really no way out. We didn't know about people to talk to or that there was even help to seek out.

I don't know if I was depressed or sad or if I developed any issues that I might still have to this day. I haven't ever felt a certain way, thus I didn't seek out any assistance. I'm not even sure what I would have done had I been offered help.

My point is that I sympathize wi…

Sorry, I forgot!

I'm finding that there seems to be a disturbing trend manifesting itself over the past 5-6 years or so. Everyone and I mean, EVERYONE has been forgetting. Forgetting names, places, facts, dates, faces, History....everything...

I'm not talking about the one time you met up with with some girl in a bar and 3 weeks later you see her in a grocery store and forget her name...

I'm more referring to general world information, known facts...

Now I have an extremely good memory, so I don't expect everyone to remember as much as me, but for the love of fuck, I can have a conversation with someone and a week later they won't only have forgotten the conversation but extenuating factors like not even having been at work that day...



It's becoming rather annoying when you relay the entire conversation and they just look at you like a deer caught in headlights. I get maybe not remembering which day or the entirety of the conversation verbatim but fucking re…

I don't give a flying F...

It was the day after my wedding and we were heading to Italy for our Honeymoon.

Our flight left early morning. I think we were at the Airport by 6:00 a.m. I haven't been on very many flights in my life and this was the first time actually leaving Canada.

We get through security and head to our gate. We board and find our seats. Stuff all our possessions into the overhead compartments and settle in for the 4+ hour flight to Toronto.

Everything went smooth. My only worry besides dying in a fiery plane crash was that our bags wouldn't make the switch and I would be left in Italy without my bags. I wouldn't find that out until we landed in Italy so I decided to listen to some music for the rest of the flight while my new wife caught some much needed shut-eye.

We land and make our next flight hoping our bags follow suit. Again, everything seemed to be going pretty smoothly. Now we have a 9 hour flight to Rome. This did not turn out as good as the first flight...

I have heard h…

Go Truck Yourself!

So if you haven't read the past stories, I'm a little bitter towards my brother.

More or less we have always gotten along, but over the years I find he's become increasingly stubborn. Like to the point where it's fucking annoying. He just will not reason to anything. Not sure what happened for him to turn into this type of asshole, but I wish it would stop.

I find that people who can't reason to a general degree of sense are just plain ignorant. Like look at the facts.... determine your point of view and that's it. Not, this is the way it is and that's it. People have different opinions, but it seems that in his eyes fact & fiction meld into his own view of what the world is.

Hint: You're wrong.

He used to come out with these weird facts that I knew were wrong, so I started to reference things in my reply... which he would just dismiss or claim, "well I didn't read that column". Hmmm bullshit.

There was actually a point where my older…

A Wedding Story...

Well, it's about time I posted this story, not because I have to, but I think re-thinking through it will help me to understand it better.

More therapeutic than anything I suppose. Maybe I'll learn a little about myself or someone else along the way. I love to learn and I love to try to change myself into the person I know I am.

There are certainly moments in my life that I am not proud of; mistakes or things I have said or done. But if I just simply ignore those moments when I felt something, then I'm not who I say I am.

I want to be the person that reflects, understands and puts forth the good foot in order to ensure I don't repeat my falls from grace.

So on with the story...

in 2015 I got married.

It was a pretty stressful time. For everyone. Figuring out the venue, dress (not for me), invitations, food...e.t.c And then trying to figure out how to finance all of it.... if you've been there, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Everything was going smooth…
Exciting announcement!!

I will be appearing at this years RAWartists Envision Show.

Thursday March 22nd, 2018 - 7pm-12am @ Union Hall in Edmonton, AB Canada (18+ ONLY)

I will have prints for sale as well at T-shirts and some other nifty things!

Purchase your tickets for the show here:

Hurry and grab your tickets now before they're sold out! 😄

Share this with your friends & Family!! Come down and see all the other artists as well. It's going to be a SUPER FUN NIGHT!

_M_M_ 2018

I love Bacon! = More YouTube Horseshit.

Now you may be wondering about the title.

Well it all stems from the stupidity of Youtubers. Yes, youtubers are to blame.

Lets take a trip back in time when videos on Youtube were basic generic shit. "Title of my Video" followed by some overly energetic person discussing said Topic. Pretty harmless and mostly entertaining as it got to the point of the video, more or less immediately.

For some asshole reason that I cannot quite understand, there has been a major deviation in the composition of videos from Youtubers. It seems like they outright lie to your face.

As an example let's say I title my video "Birds - the lovely Sparrow" - My whole video should in fact be about Sparrows, maybe some other birds but mostly sparrows. Talking about them, filming them...e.t.c. With the new style it's like hey, I'm gonna talk about birds, but first here's 10 minutes of me doing other random shit that has zero to do with birds. Then at the very last 3 seconds of t…


Over the course of my now 40 years of existence on this planet I have come to grips with the truth.

The truth being that WE as a learned species were specifically designed to LEARN.

You might not remember it, but way back when we never wore pants and showering hadn't even been conceived yet, we learned to create tools to hunt and forge for food. Why? To help us to not die. Helping us not die allowed us to learn more things. And those things we passed on to our litter of little baby humans.

So on and so on down the line. Ever learning and ever evolving into a better us. That litter of humans now doesn't have to hunt with sharp sticks and bang rocks together to create fire for heat. Someone ahead of them decided that was bullshit and they got lazy. The old age adage of "necessity is the mother of invention" is 100% satirical. The individual who visualized this phrase had not only been kicked while in the womb but also was NOT a philosopher.

In reality this individual…